My roommate’s Peruvian boyfriend has been staying with us and I’m pretty sure he’s taking 3 showers a day because come 2:30pm, there is absolutely no hot water. Possible lesson to be learned: Showering is not a leisure activity when the only source of hot water comes from solar panels. 

On a different note, I’ve been dropping hints to our director about how awesome it would be to have the 4th of July off from teaching. Guess who doesn’t work tomorrow? Now if only I can find an Osama Bin Laden piñata…

When you’re hungover in a foreign country looking at the endless list of sandwich options, the go-to should always be the “Americano”. Playing on the, “All Americans are fat” stereotype, the sandwich usually includes 3 different types of meat, egg, and cheese. In that case, I’ll have one here and pack one up to go señorita.