2.14.25: Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day: the one day a year when your relationship status determines if you’re spending the evening in a candlelit restaurant or aggressively adding extra cheese to your solo pizza order. Couples post love notes online, single people post memes about capitalism, and someone, somewhere, is panic-buying gas station flowers because they forgot again. Meanwhile, restaurants double their prices, and heart-shaped everything invades stores like a romantic apocalypse. But hey, whether you're cuddling up to a significant other or your dog (who actually deserves it), just remember: February 15th means all that overpriced chocolate is 50% off. True love wins.