4.04.25: Same Restaurant

How many times can you go to the same restaurant in a month with a different girl each time before the staff starts judging you? There’s gotta be a limit. Once or twice? No big deal. Three or four? Questionable. Five or more? Now they’re taking bets on how this one ends. The waiter gives you that subtle smirk, the hostess remembers your “usual table,” and suddenly, you’re the main character in their workplace drama. Do they respect the game or silently roast you? Hard to say. Either way, you better start tipping well—or find a new spot.