The nuns next door think I steal their newspaper, so at least once a week, they will deadbolt the outside door, thus preventing me from entering or leaving. We’ve chatted (multiple times) to which I explained that number 1: I am not stealing their paper and 2: It’s a community door, you can’t lock it. Now I’m not religious, but I do respect old ladies, so figuring out my revenge is a bit tricky. Who would have thought I would be locked in a neighbourly fight with the nuns next door?