Got home last night and as I was grabbing a post-work popsicle, this is what I see.
“Jamie! What the hell happened in here?
"Don’t you dare criticize me Degen! I got half of it out, then the corkscrew broke down.”
“Broke down? Jamie it’s not a freaking computer, just admit you’re incapable of using a corkscrew.”
“Well at least give me credit for being resourceful with the knife…”